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Bemused, I had to know why he was coming clean – was good Catholic guilt going to prevail?
Alas, no.
Julius was concerned because he was being evicted from his apartment due to the ownership of his two award-winning poodles, Takei and Rainbow. Julius and his husband (or wife whatever you call these peoples’ spouses – but let’s not open up that can of worms), Leon, were about to move into a delightful little cottage just outside Sale in trendy south-Manchester, a mere two miles away from the River Mersey which may one day burst its banks and wash them away.
This writer is left a little upset by all of this, they say they’re not hurting anyone yet this proves otherwise. Now whenever I go to bed (with my WIFE – yes, I am of course an incredibly happy man, and have no desires whatsoever for a young Chinese man to take me back to his house and cover me in tiny little kisses whilst smiling gorgeously through his beautiful eyes as his rippling pectoral muscles linger seductively near my face), I’m going to be worried that they’re looking down on me from their towers of debauchery and laughing at me whilst singing the Steps version of tragedy.
Good upstanding citizens like you and I? We’re the real victims.
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