Monday - Pluto meets Mars to bring tornados where you least expect it.
Tuesday - The full moon will bring turbulence; and probably some wind if you’ve eaten something spicy.
Wednesday - Saturn meets Venus to bring passionate sunshine.
Thursday - A tall dark columbo-syphilis cloud is on the horizon.
Friday - A magical moon reveals secret rainclouds.
Saturday - Pluto promises amazing progress with work plans plus a surge of unrelenting floods.
Sunday - The waiting is over, it’s time to fulfill your dreams – but remember your umbrella.
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