Here at Bastard, Twatstard and Dastardly, we realise that Christmas can be a case of "I want, can't have"; that's where we come in.
One little slip in a supermarket followed by a quick call to us can make all your Yuletide dreams* come true.
Call us now on 0800 m-e-w-a-n-t-e-e and our specially trained vultures can turn one clumsy step into a very merry Christmas!*
*Christmas 2015.
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